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The Floral AF Club - Weekly Subscription

from $180.00 every month

Your floral era starts now

The Floral AF Club is our cheeky little subscription bringing hand-tied flowers, surprise treats, and main character energy straight to your doorstep. Pick your pace, pick your delivery day, and let the petal party begin.

💐 What You Get:

  • 1 wrapped bouquet every week (4 total)

  • A mystery gift with your first delivery (it’s giving small but iconic)

  • A personal 10% off code (valid for 5 uses while subscribed)

  • Option to upgrade to premium bouquets or add a mini bouquet to each drop

  • Delivery on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at checkout)

  • Metro Vancouver only, babes

✨ Add-On Options:

  • Upgrade to premium: Add luxe blooms + more stems (+$25 per delivery)

  • Add a mini bouquet: A lil’ something extra for your desk, gift, or ego (+$20 per delivery)

🛑 The Fine (but cute) Print:

  • Subscriptions are prepaid and non-refundable (Auto-renew’s once a month until Cancelled)

  • No pauses for weekly subs—it’s a short-term flower fling

  • You pick your delivery day (Mon or Sat) when signing up—we’ll stick to it

  • Deliveries happen during normal hours (no time slots)

  • Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave it at the door

  • Apartments: We’ll text before delivery

  • Your 10% code expires when your subscription ends, even if you haven’t used all 5

  • Need to reschedule a week? Give us 48 hours’ notice—we’ll do our best!

Weekly commitment. Full flower energy. Total main character vibes. 💐💅

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Subscribe now

Your floral era starts now

The Floral AF Club is our cheeky little subscription bringing hand-tied flowers, surprise treats, and main character energy straight to your doorstep. Pick your pace, pick your delivery day, and let the petal party begin.

💐 What You Get:

  • 1 wrapped bouquet every week (4 total)

  • A mystery gift with your first delivery (it’s giving small but iconic)

  • A personal 10% off code (valid for 5 uses while subscribed)

  • Option to upgrade to premium bouquets or add a mini bouquet to each drop

  • Delivery on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at checkout)

  • Metro Vancouver only, babes

✨ Add-On Options:

  • Upgrade to premium: Add luxe blooms + more stems (+$25 per delivery)

  • Add a mini bouquet: A lil’ something extra for your desk, gift, or ego (+$20 per delivery)

🛑 The Fine (but cute) Print:

  • Subscriptions are prepaid and non-refundable (Auto-renew’s once a month until Cancelled)

  • No pauses for weekly subs—it’s a short-term flower fling

  • You pick your delivery day (Mon or Sat) when signing up—we’ll stick to it

  • Deliveries happen during normal hours (no time slots)

  • Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave it at the door

  • Apartments: We’ll text before delivery

  • Your 10% code expires when your subscription ends, even if you haven’t used all 5

  • Need to reschedule a week? Give us 48 hours’ notice—we’ll do our best!

Weekly commitment. Full flower energy. Total main character vibes. 💐💅

Your floral era starts now

The Floral AF Club is our cheeky little subscription bringing hand-tied flowers, surprise treats, and main character energy straight to your doorstep. Pick your pace, pick your delivery day, and let the petal party begin.

💐 What You Get:

  • 1 wrapped bouquet every week (4 total)

  • A mystery gift with your first delivery (it’s giving small but iconic)

  • A personal 10% off code (valid for 5 uses while subscribed)

  • Option to upgrade to premium bouquets or add a mini bouquet to each drop

  • Delivery on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at checkout)

  • Metro Vancouver only, babes

✨ Add-On Options:

  • Upgrade to premium: Add luxe blooms + more stems (+$25 per delivery)

  • Add a mini bouquet: A lil’ something extra for your desk, gift, or ego (+$20 per delivery)

🛑 The Fine (but cute) Print:

  • Subscriptions are prepaid and non-refundable (Auto-renew’s once a month until Cancelled)

  • No pauses for weekly subs—it’s a short-term flower fling

  • You pick your delivery day (Mon or Sat) when signing up—we’ll stick to it

  • Deliveries happen during normal hours (no time slots)

  • Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave it at the door

  • Apartments: We’ll text before delivery

  • Your 10% code expires when your subscription ends, even if you haven’t used all 5

  • Need to reschedule a week? Give us 48 hours’ notice—we’ll do our best!

Weekly commitment. Full flower energy. Total main character vibes. 💐💅

By signing up for the Floral AF Club (Weekly Plan), you’re agreeing to these terms. They’re cute, they’re clear, and they’re here to protect us both.

💐 1. How It Works

  • You’re subscribing to a weekly flower plan billed every 4 weeks

  • Choose from:

    • The OG – $45/week

    • Full Bloom – $75/week

    • Extra AF – $85/week

  • You’ll receive 1 bouquet per week for 4 weeks

  • Deliveries are on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at sign-up)

  • Your plan auto-renews every 4 weeks until cancelled

🧾 2. Payment & Auto-Renewal

  • Your card will be charged upfront for the next 4-week cycle

  • Your subscription will automatically renew every 4 weeks

  • You may cancel any time, but must do so at least 3 days before your next billing date to avoid being charged again

  • No refunds will be issued for partial use or missed cancellations

🎁 3. Perks & Extras

  • Your first delivery includes a mystery gift (approx. $10 value—think candle, plant, or treat)

  • You’ll receive a personal 10% off discount code for other Blumen purchases

    • Valid for 5 uses while your subscription is active

    • Perks and codes expire when your subscription ends

✨ 4. Add-On Options (Optional at Sign-Up)

You may choose to upgrade your blooms or add treats:

  • Full Bloom Upgrade – +$30 per delivery: More stems, fuller bouquet

  • Extra AF Upgrade – +$40 per delivery: Premium blooms, bigger drama

  • Lil Extras – Weekly candle, chocolate, or other cute surprise (priced per selection)

🚚 5. Delivery Details

  • Bouquets are delivered on Mondays or Saturdays during shop hours (no time slots)

  • You’ll choose your preferred day when signing up—we’ll stick to it

  • Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave the bouquet in a safe spot

  • Apartments: We’ll text before delivering

  • It’s your responsibility to provide correct delivery info and phone number

⏸️ 6. Pauses & Rescheduling

  • Weekly plans cannot be paused

  • You may request to reschedule one delivery per cycle with at least 48 hours’ notice

  • Missed deliveries without notice are not refunded

🛑 7. Cancellations

  • Cancel any time through your Blumen account or by emailing us

  • Cancellations must be made 3 days before your next billing date to avoid renewal

  • Once a new 4-week cycle is charged, it’s non-refundable

🧠 8. Legal Stuff (aka Compliance)

In line with British Columbia’s Business Practices and Consumer Protection Act:

  • All pricing, terms, and policies are clearly disclosed

  • There are no hidden fees or shady clauses

  • You can cancel freely without penalties

  • We don’t force arbitration or limit your legal rights

  • Our advertising is truthful, and we don’t do fine-print tricks

For full legal context, visit: https://www2.gov.bc.ca

📞 9. Contact Us

Need help updating your details, cancelling, or rescheduling a delivery?

Email us at [insert your shop email] or call 778-389-0882 during business hours.

Thanks for joining the Floral AF Club. We love delivering serotonin, one bouquet at a time. 💐

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