The Floral AF Club - Monthly Subscription
Your floral era starts now
The Floral AF Club is our cheeky little subscription bringing hand-tied flowers, surprise treats, and main character energy straight to your doorstep. Pick your pace, pick your delivery day, and let the petal party begin.
💐 What You Get:
1 wrapped bouquet once per month for 4 months (4 bouquets total)
A mystery gift with your first delivery (it’s giving small but iconic)
A personal 10% off code (valid for 5 uses while subscribed)
Option to upgrade to premium bouquets or add a mini bouquet to each drop
Delivery on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at checkout)
Vancouver only, babes
✨ Upgrade Options:
Petal Power Up: The Og ($45) Full Bloom ($75) Extra AF ($100
🛑 The Fine (but cute) Print:
Subscriptions are prepaid and non-refundable (Auto-renew’s once a month until Cancelled)
Need a break for a vacay, family thing, or spontaneous escape? You get one pause during your 4-month bloom era. Use it wisely!
You pick your delivery day (Mon or Sat) when signing up—we’ll stick to it
Deliveries happen during normal hours (no time slots)
Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave it at the door
Apartments: We’ll text before delivery
Your 10% code expires when your subscription ends, even if you haven’t used all 5
Need to reschedule? Give us 48 hours’ notice—we’ll do our best!
Set it, forget it, then gasp when it arrives. Monthly magic, delivered. 📬🌸
Your floral era starts now
The Floral AF Club is our cheeky little subscription bringing hand-tied flowers, surprise treats, and main character energy straight to your doorstep. Pick your pace, pick your delivery day, and let the petal party begin.
💐 What You Get:
1 wrapped bouquet once per month for 4 months (4 bouquets total)
A mystery gift with your first delivery (it’s giving small but iconic)
A personal 10% off code (valid for 5 uses while subscribed)
Option to upgrade to premium bouquets or add a mini bouquet to each drop
Delivery on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at checkout)
Vancouver only, babes
✨ Upgrade Options:
Petal Power Up: The Og ($45) Full Bloom ($75) Extra AF ($100
🛑 The Fine (but cute) Print:
Subscriptions are prepaid and non-refundable (Auto-renew’s once a month until Cancelled)
Need a break for a vacay, family thing, or spontaneous escape? You get one pause during your 4-month bloom era. Use it wisely!
You pick your delivery day (Mon or Sat) when signing up—we’ll stick to it
Deliveries happen during normal hours (no time slots)
Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave it at the door
Apartments: We’ll text before delivery
Your 10% code expires when your subscription ends, even if you haven’t used all 5
Need to reschedule? Give us 48 hours’ notice—we’ll do our best!
Set it, forget it, then gasp when it arrives. Monthly magic, delivered. 📬🌸
Your floral era starts now
The Floral AF Club is our cheeky little subscription bringing hand-tied flowers, surprise treats, and main character energy straight to your doorstep. Pick your pace, pick your delivery day, and let the petal party begin.
💐 What You Get:
1 wrapped bouquet once per month for 4 months (4 bouquets total)
A mystery gift with your first delivery (it’s giving small but iconic)
A personal 10% off code (valid for 5 uses while subscribed)
Option to upgrade to premium bouquets or add a mini bouquet to each drop
Delivery on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at checkout)
Vancouver only, babes
✨ Upgrade Options:
Petal Power Up: The Og ($45) Full Bloom ($75) Extra AF ($100
🛑 The Fine (but cute) Print:
Subscriptions are prepaid and non-refundable (Auto-renew’s once a month until Cancelled)
Need a break for a vacay, family thing, or spontaneous escape? You get one pause during your 4-month bloom era. Use it wisely!
You pick your delivery day (Mon or Sat) when signing up—we’ll stick to it
Deliveries happen during normal hours (no time slots)
Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave it at the door
Apartments: We’ll text before delivery
Your 10% code expires when your subscription ends, even if you haven’t used all 5
Need to reschedule? Give us 48 hours’ notice—we’ll do our best!
Set it, forget it, then gasp when it arrives. Monthly magic, delivered. 📬🌸
By signing up for the Floral AF Club (Weekly Plan), you’re agreeing to these terms. They’re cute, they’re clear, and they’re here to protect us both.
💐 1. How It Works
You’re subscribing to a monthly flower plan billed every 4 months
Choose from:
The OG – $45
Full Bloom – $75
Extra AF – $100
You’ll receive 1 bouquet per Month for 4 Months
Deliveries are on Mondays or Saturdays (you choose at sign-up)
Your plan auto-renews every 4 Months until cancelled
🧾 2. Payment & Auto-Renewal
Your card will be charged upfront for the next 4 months
Your subscription will automatically renew every 4 months
You may cancel any time, but must do so at least 3 days before your next billing date to avoid being charged again
No refunds will be issued for partial use or missed cancellations
🎁 3. Perks & Extras
Your first delivery includes a mystery gift (approx. $10 value—think candle, plant, or treat)
You’ll receive a personal 10% off discount code for other Blumen purchases
Valid for 5 uses while your subscription is active
Perks and codes expire when your subscription ends
✨ 4. Add-On Options (Optional at Sign-Up)
You may choose to upgrade your blooms:
The OG - $45
Full Bloom – $75
Extra AF – $100
🚚 5. Delivery Details
Bouquets are delivered on Mondays or Saturdays during shop hours (no time slots)
You’ll choose your preferred day when signing up—we’ll stick to it
Houses: If no one’s home, we’ll leave the bouquet in a safe spot
Apartments: We’ll text before delivering
It’s your responsibility to provide correct delivery info and phone number
⏸️ 6. Pauses & Rescheduling
1 pause for monthly plans
You may request to reschedule one delivery per cycle with at least 48 hours’ notice
Missed deliveries without notice are not refunded
🛑 7. Cancellations
Cancel any time through your Blumen account or by emailing us
Cancellations must be made 3 days before your next billing date to avoid renewal
Once a new 4-week cycle is charged, it’s non-refundable
🧠 8. Legal Stuff (aka Compliance)
In line with British Columbia’s Business Practices and Consumer Protection Act:
All pricing, terms, and policies are clearly disclosed
There are no hidden fees or shady clauses
You can cancel freely without penalties
We don’t force arbitration or limit your legal rights
Our advertising is truthful, and we don’t do fine-print tricks
For full legal context, visit: https://www2.gov.bc.ca
📞 9. Contact Us
Need help updating your details, cancelling, or rescheduling a delivery?
Email us at [insert your shop email] or call 778-389-0882 during business hours.
Thanks for joining the Floral AF Club. We love delivering serotonin, one bouquet at a time. 💐
